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By Creede Desperadoes.
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Narrow Escape of a Newspaper Writer and Artist.
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How Their Disguise as “Representatives of a Syndicate”
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Nearly Proved Fatal. and How “Bat” Masterson Saved Their Lives- “ slanting Annie.”
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[WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE ENQUIRER.]
The interesting short sketch in THE ENQUIRER of last Thursday of Life at Creede Colo., reminds the writer of the stirring scenes he witnessed at the opening of that "camp" in the early part of 1892. In February of that year I was sent by the newspaper on which I was then engaged to write a story of what was going on there. An artist accompanied me. We were told to impersonate the representatives of a Syndicate of capitalists who wanted to make investments in the "district," and to that end to spend money liberal be in the camp for a few days. After employing this means to secure accurate information as to the prospects of the district we were to drop our disguise and begin our newspaper work. We followed our instructions with such faithful regard to detail that we both narrowly escaped death at the hands of a gang of thieves. The first hint we had of what had happened to us came the next day about noon.
“Egad, but I'm sick!” groaned the artist, tossing nervously in his bed by the side of the writer, who was vaguely conscious of “that tired feeling” in the vacuous pit of his own throbbing stomach."Where are we, and how did we get here?” was the question asked of the artist in a voice so weak and quavering that its possessor was frightened into the knowledge that something awful must have happened to him.
“Don't know, and I don't care,” was the reply, spoken in tones denoting a desperation that had worn itself to perfect resignation to any fate in store. “I'll give the last cent I have for a glass of water, and then I'm willing to die,” moaned the artist. Then he probably crept out of bed, and, with halting, uncertain steps, managed to reach his clothes, which lay in the middle of the uncarpeted floor of rough and warped boards.“Not a cent!” said the man of the easel and brush, after he had carefully gone through every pocket of his clothes. “Guess I've been touched, and will have to use your roll,” he continued. And, suiting the action to the word, he searched my pockets with the surprising result of finding not even a nickel in them.WHAT HAD HAPPENED?
With a resignation which the martyrs of old never surpassed, the artist threw himself on the bed and for fully a half hour we lay facing each other, with our wide-open eyes burning into one another's. Not a word was spoken. Each was vainly trying to recall the events of the day before. We could remember in an indistinct sort of way that as “the representatives of a Syndicate of capitalist desirous of making investments in the district” we had accepted the invitation of a very pleasant brace of gentlemen, mild-mannered and soft of speech, to drink a small bottle with them in the back room of “Soapy” Smith's saloon. “Soapy” had come down from Denver with the first rush, and had one of the few wooden houses in the place. He brought in with him on a flat car, and dumped off on the ground where the car stopped. We could recall nothing that occurred after we had taken a few sips of the sparkling liquid that came from a bottle marked champagne. About the time we had despaired of ever finding out what had happened to us there stalked into our room unannounced a pudgy little man of genteel appearance, and with a pair of protruding gray eyes, with the steely glint of determination in them that proclaimed him an unusual personage, even for that wild, money-mad assemblage.“A little while longer and you fellows would have passed in your checks, he blurted out to us without the formality of even saluting us. “You’ll know better next time than to pass yourselves off in a mining camp as millionaires, and make flashes of your rolls. There's no use to squeal about what you have lost. It would do you no good if you did, and would only put the laugh on you. A man that happens to know one of you as a reporter told me that a couple of the worst men in the West had you in Soapy Smith’s back room and were going to dope you and then rob you. I tried to get to you before the job was done, but when I reached you your roles were gone, and you were both so sound asleep that the blast of Gabriel's trumpet could not have waked you. I forced an emetic down your throats, which caused you to heave Jonah, otherwise you might have died. Then I had you brought to my room and put to bed, so that you can sleep it off. Here's a good stiff swill of brandy that'll fix you all right. It’s from my own stock, and I know it's not doped. Drink it and then get out so the boys can see you, or they'll think you've gone over the divide.”“BAT” MASTERSON SAVED THEIR LIVES.By this time we were in such a thoroughly submissive mood, that we would have drank proffered liquor, even though we had known it was prussic acid. So we gulped it down, and in a few minutes were devoutly thanking our unknown deliverer. We found out afterward that he was none other than the famous “killer” Bat Masterson, who, since the necessity for men of his nerve and aim no longer exists on the Western frontier, has developed into one of the leading “high class sports” of the West. He will be remembered for his connection with the Corbett-Sullivan fight, and other more recent pugilistic events.
One of the most notable features of the life of Creede at that early day with Masterson's complete and absolute domination of it. The place was wholly and literally without law or order of any kind, except as Masterson enforced it. The town was located at the intersection of three county lines, and pending the dispute as to which county has jurisdiction over it, the lawless/and desperate characters, who had flocked there from every nook and crevice of the West, were enjoying high revel as suits their peculiar fancy.Of course every conceivable form of gambling and every species of “sure thing game” was running wide open. In fact, the principal houses of the town were occupied by gambling devices of one kind or another. Masterson himself ran one of the biggest games, though be it known that his was, in the expressive vernacular of the West, “square,” and no man ever got “skinned” in his house. Bob Ford, the one-time Pal, and finally the cowardly assassin of the bandit, Jesse James, had a “skin game” a few doors from Masterson's place, and around Ford gathered all the worst and most desperate characters. As was to be expected, his house was the scene of most of the fights and murders, until finally he was shot down like the dog he was. Thieves and thugs, “conmen,” and murderers would crowd Ford's rooms from night to morning, and whenever the noise of their carousals and fights grew to unbearable they were quieted in a jiffy by somebody shouting: “Here comes Masterson!”As illustrative of how calous even the best of men are liable to grow in the daily presence of murder and assassination, such as characterized the early history of Creede, and how infectious is the dominating spirit of life in a mining camp, the story of the discovery by an ex-Attorney General of Colorado of the horribly mutilated body of a man who had been murdered will answer. The writer was walking across Antelope Park, a beautiful stretch of Valley adjoining the town, one afternoon with the ex-Attorney-General whose name, by the way, is plain Sam Jones, when his attention was attracted by a flock of buzzards hovering around a little clump up stunted trees not far away. Going to the spot he found a human body with nearly all of the flesh stripped from its bones, and the buzzards fighting, with bloody beaks, for possession of what remained. A hurried examination showed that four or five pistol bullets had entered his skull.
Here are the undisputable evidences of a horrible murder,” exclaimed the startled “tenderfoot” newspaper man.“Oh, h—l,” was the nonchalant comment of the ex-Attorney-General of Colorado. “That's the skeleton of some - - - who jumped some fellow’s claim and got what he deserved. His fate will teach other men that it is not safe to jump claims in this camp.“SLANTING ANNIE.”It is useless, of course, to attempt to describe in detail the character or the behavior of the “ladies” of the camp. The femininity there at that time was, for the most part, even harder and rougher than the masculinity. But there was one female among the many hundred who nightly thronged the dance halls deserving of some little mention, if for no other object than to perpetuate her name by getting it in type once. She was known simply as “Slanting Annie,” though just why this appellation had been given her was not plain, unless it was suggested by her propensity to lean sidewise like the tower of Pisa when the hilarity of the dance hall weighed most heavily on her buoyant spirit. There were many other “ladies” in the camp much handsomer by far than “Slanting Annie,” but for some strange and occult reason she was the acknowledged Belle of every dance hall she attended, and there were none to dispute her sway. At the Palais Royale Dance Hall one night a dapper young tenderfoot, who hadn't been in the camp long, fell in with “Slanting Annie” and danced several times with her without once having “waltzed up to the bar,” in accordance with the unwritten etiquette of Creede society.“Slanting Annie,” of course, knew that he was conversant with the rules, and she was “too much of a lady” to remind him of his social and financial obligations after whirling madly through the mazes of the waltz with her. The young fellow mistook her fine sense of the proprieties for a dread of his displeasure, and communicated the fact to me in an undertone which he did not think she heard, that he intended to dance once more with her and then “make a sneak without representing at the bar.” If he is alive to-day he regrets the attempt he made that night to “bilk Slanting Annie,” for when he turned from her to leave the hall and plunge Into the darkness to escape her vengeance she plunged the long, keen blade of a dirk into his back, dangerously near to the heart.
“That young feller takes me for a soft mark,” was all she said as Slanting Annie wiped the blood from the blade on her dress and accepted the invitation of a half-drunken miner to “spiel.” When I left Creede the dapper young tenderfoot who had tried to “bilk” Slanting Annie with hovering between time and eternity.—
- The author did witness these events as he describes them.
- The author is writing about things he was told about by others.
- The author is making up stories for sales and fame.
- “Egad, but I'm sick!” groaned the artist
- “'Soapy'
had come down from Denver with the first rush, and had one of the few
wooden houses in the place. He brought in with him on a flat car, and
dumped off on the ground where the car stopped."
I have done considerable research on the history of lower Creede and I do not recall reading that any per-fabricated buildings arrived in Creede via train. Even the train companies used train cars and tents as buildings. Soapy arrived in Creede after lower Creede (Jimtown) was under construction. There is no account, that I am aware of, in which he had pre-built structures shipped in. The first recorded task of Soapy's was the obtainment of lots, from which to build upon. These were leased, and that particular history is well-published, purchasing numerous lots for himself and associates.
- "... there stalked into our room unannounced a pudgy little man of genteel appearance, and with a pair of protruding gray eyes, with the steely glint of determination in them that proclaimed him an unusual personage ..."
- "One of the most notable features of the life of Creede at that early day with Masterson's complete and absolute domination of it. The place was wholly and literally without law or order of any kind, except as Masterson enforced it."
- "The town was located at the intersection of three county lines, and pending the dispute as to which county has jurisdiction over it, the lawless/and desperate characters, who had flocked there from every nook and crevice of the West, were enjoying high revel as suits their peculiar fancy."
- "Masterson himself ran one of the biggest games, though be it known that his was, in the expressive vernacular of the West, 'square,' and no man ever got 'skinned' in his house."
- "Bob Ford, the one-time Pal, and finally the cowardly assassin of the bandit, Jesse James, had a 'skin game' a few doors from Masterson's place, and around Ford gathered all the worst and most desperate characters. As was to be expected, his house was the scene of most of the fights and murders, until finally he was shot down like the dog he was."
John [Joe] Palmer and Bob Ford caused considerable excitement this evening in front of Benjamin’s saloon. Palmer was trying to collect two hundred dollars owing him from Gus Ball. After being knocked down, Ball agreed to pay the amount, but as soon as he got up he skipped out and if captured by Palmer and Ford there will be trouble, as they are both under the influence of liquor and discharging their revolvers in the air. Ball owes a number of other debts in Creede.
- Thieves and thugs, “conmen,” and murderers would crowd Ford's rooms from night to morning, and whenever the noise of their carousals and fights grew to unbearable they were quieted in a jiffy by somebody shouting: “Here comes Masterson!”
- "Slanting Annie"
"Slanting Annie"
June 3, 2010
November 26, 2012
"Bat" Masterson: pages 74, 80, 84, 97, 103, 173, 176, 219, 223-25, 232, 419, 422-24, 435, 443.
"Sometimes you get and sometimes you get got."
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